algebratwo:

Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??

Me: Infinity!!!

Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!

Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.